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the_merf in ontd_olympics

Witness for the Peirsol-cution

Sep 27, 2008 12:06

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury,

Defense counsel has contended that these charges are trumped-up. Defense counsel has brought the integrity of my case into question by claiming that I am an irredeemable, snobbish, dour, black-clothes-loving, stodgy, suit-wearing northeasterner. Ladies and gentlemen, I am all these things, but that does not ( Read more... )

athletes: ryan lochte, picspam, athletes: brendan hansen, sport: swimming, athletes: aaron peirsol, athletes: michael phelps

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sexy_cheetah September 27 2008, 18:05:42 UTC

Oh my. Velvet jackets? THAT HAWAIIAN SHIRT?

the_merf September 27 2008, 18:07:40 UTC

I can't believe that, er, "shirt" was some sort of official gear, but that appears to have been the case. What were they thinking???

FURTHER damning evidence the_merf September 27 2008, 18:20:14 UTC

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sexy_cheetah September 27 2008, 18:52:58 UTC

I dunno, but I am surprised Reezy didn't protest that shit.

sisterruth September 27 2008, 18:17:58 UTC

The commentary is genius.

I also have the urge to point out that one Mr. Peirsol has bizarrely small nipples.

bumblebeebrian September 27 2008, 18:19:44 UTC

LOL.
WOW. He does. u____u'

the_merf September 27 2008, 18:20:44 UTC

Thank you, bb. :)

I think there's a facebook group out there about his nipples...LOL

entropygoddess September 27 2008, 18:22:30 UTC

I kind of like the velvet jacket (*ducks and hides*), but I would convict based on the shirtless sentence alone. I think the entire men's team should be required to support him in the sentence as well. Team spirit and unity and all that.

the_merf September 27 2008, 18:32:08 UTC

Oh there's enough evidence out there to get most of them on fashion criminal charges (Phelps hoodie, anyone???!!!). I'll take this back to the DA and see what he tells me to do. ;)

entropygoddess September 27 2008, 18:32:33 UTC

Hell yes, CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT!

the_merf September 27 2008, 18:45:34 UTC

We'll have to hope for a mostly female jury!

(So far I've got evidence on Phelps, Keller, Lochte and a few others...we could really have something here.)

peppervegas September 27 2008, 18:23:27 UTC

Excellent! You are hysterical!

He needs to let me update his wardrobe for him.

the_merf September 27 2008, 18:36:24 UTC

Update is the right word. He really does seem to be a 70s enthusiast, like that one hilarious video says.

peppervegas September 27 2008, 18:38:41 UTC

I love that video! He's such a dork, which is totally adorable.

the_merf September 27 2008, 18:44:23 UTC

The backstroke race video from that same meet is also awesome.

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skippyelephant September 27 2008, 18:25:09 UTC

Why, Peirsol, why?!?
Oh well, he's still a hottie.

PS guys, I had a weird dream where I had to take an English class and one was taught by Aaron Perisol and the other by Jason Lezak and I couldn't decide which to take because Lezak was a better teacher but Peirsol is total eye candy.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?