Lunch with Nestor Carbonell

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Comments

[___greenribbon]

WHAT IF THIS IS A TRICK AND YOU REALLY END UP EATING WITH SOME RANDOM DUDE NAMED CARBINELL INSTEAD OF CARBONELL?

[phacelia]

MOST EXPENSIVE BLIND DATE EVAR.

[delarges]

LOL IRL "IT CLEARLY SAID CARBINELL, NOT CARBONELL LOSER"

[cloudytea]

LOL OR A SERIAL RAPIST OR SOMETHING

[lostsailors]

FML AND MY DAMNED PAYCHECK.

[delarges]

I WOULD ROOFIE HIM AND HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM.

[likealight]

YOU TOTALLY EDITED YOUR INITIAL REPLY WHICH IS :((( BECAUSE I WAS LOLING FOR A GOOD MINUTE BECAUSE I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT

[delarges]

OMG THAT IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN AND NOW I REGRET EDITING MY PREVIOUS COMMENT.

I DO WANT CARBONELL.

[cloudytea]

IF THIS HAPPENED TO ME, WE'D PROBABLY END UP ON MAURY AROUND A YEAR LATER.

"LOOK MAURY, HE GOT HIS DADDY'S EARS!" AND NESTOR WOULD COME OUT AND THE CROWD WOULD BE BOOING HIM AND HE'D BE TALKIN TRASH AND SHIT, SAYING I'M A HOE

LOL IDK EITHER I WAS WATCHING MAURY EARLIER :P

[fancifull]

NESTOR IS TOO CLASSY FOR THAT SHIT

[downburst]

"HE HAS HIS DADDY'S GUYLINER"

[endalaust]

[x_neverbroken]

IDK IF I COULD EVEN BE IN NESTOR'S PRESENCE, LET ALONE EAT WITH HIM

I WOULD PROBABLY CHOKE ON MY FOOD ON PURPOSE, SO HE COULD GIVE ME THE HEIMLICH AND MAYBE A LITTLE MOUTH TO MOUTH