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[mossharts]

TODAY IS ALAN DALE'S 62ND BIRTHDAY.

BENJAMIN BAKED HIM A HAM.

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[khaman]

He wired it to blow. EVERYONE DUCK, IT'S A HAM OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

[khaman]

I'm a cancer, incidentally. Year of the Snake.

[mossharts]

¬_¬ My poll didn't work, apparently you can't edit them in. :/

Virgo, year of the snake.

[tamburlaine]

Oh? Are we sharing?

I'm a Leo, Year of the... Bull? Y'know, the one with all the cool kids. Virgo Rising, Moon in Scorpio, Venus in Gemini, Mars in Leo.

NOW YOU KNOW ALL MY SEEKRITS.

[beesknees7]

Happy Birthday to Widmore but he's only 62?! Am I the only surprised by that or am I just that rubbish with ages?

[tamburlaine]

IT WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSING IF BEN FOUND OUT AT THE LAST SECOND THAT ALAN DALE KEPT KOSHER. IN FACT, I THINK IT WAS RUDE THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK JULIET BEFORE HE WENT AND MADE A WHOLE GODDAMN HAM.

[mossharts]

WELL, I'M DISTRAUGHT HOW HE CAN CONTINUE WITH RELIGION WHEN LOST IS ALL A PERSON NEEDS. BUT LOOK AT THAT FACE, AND THOSE FINE HEAT-PROOF OVEN GLOVES, GODDAMN, THESE BITCHES NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BE GRATEFUL!

[allhopelost88]

HE'S JUST THAT BADASS OKAY

[khaman]

I make cracks about how he cleans out a Honeybaked Ham store every time he goes to the mainland. But it occurs to me.

THIS IS BENJAMIN BADASS MOTHERFUCKER LINUS.

You know what? He kills his own boar and smokes it into his own ham, god damn. It is kosher because he god damned well says it is. Do you argue with Mr. Linus? Fuck no, girl, you wanna live to see tomorrow, don't you?

[allhopelost88]

LOOKS LIKE ALAN DALE AND I BELONG TO THE TAURUS CLUB~

[fancifull]

HEY FELLOW TAURUS~

[dinkydo]

ya'll, I always watch Lost one day later because I can't stand having to wait through commercials.

I think I might watch it in real time tonight, god help me.

[mossharts]

You're lucky. I don't get it until Sunday, but I can't wait. The first thing I do Thursday morning is download Lost..