Okay, so I guess I better start plotting up a mad AU space/corporation opera. At least I can cherry-pick a few castmembers to take into the future. Because I ended up thinking of a lovely possible opening over dinner and now it's all I can think about.
After all, the island does not know Time like you and I do.
I remember my friend after that episode aired was like, "DUDE THE MAKE UP ON WIDMORE WAS SO BAD, WHEN THEY MADE HIM YOUNG LOOKING."
And I remember trying to figure out what was so off, because I felt nothing could be worse than Benry's hair piece that season, then on a whim I go: "That was a different actor?"
FRIEND: WHAT?
Also, Alpert IS dirty. Every Friday night at the club.
PS I always felt Alpert was sooo excited when Ben became leader because he's the only other Other who believes in fabric softener and the More Refined Things in life. Alpert was all, "FINALLY, someone who wants to discuss the difference between cornflower and periwinkle. See ya, Chaz!"
A few hundred years of crapping behind trees with the nearest roll of Charmin two hundred miles and an electromagnetic time anomaly away starts to grate on a person, I do firmly believe.
Like, dude, if Jacob is not down with fabric softener, I am not down with Jacob.
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LOL @ your icon.
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I love your icons with the little hats!
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I would get Richard dirty, if you know what I mean 8]
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And aw, young-ish Ben. I love it.
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LMAO now I want fic. 8D
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After all, the island does not know Time like you and I do.
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I remember my friend after that episode aired was like, "DUDE THE MAKE UP ON WIDMORE WAS SO BAD, WHEN THEY MADE HIM YOUNG LOOKING."
And I remember trying to figure out what was so off, because I felt nothing could be worse than Benry's hair piece that season, then on a whim I go: "That was a different actor?"
FRIEND: WHAT?
Also, Alpert IS dirty. Every Friday night at the club.
PS I always felt Alpert was sooo excited when Ben became leader because he's the only other Other who believes in fabric softener and the More Refined Things in life. Alpert was all, "FINALLY, someone who wants to discuss the difference between cornflower and periwinkle. See ya, Chaz!"
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Like, dude, if Jacob is not down with fabric softener, I am not down with Jacob.
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