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jazzypom in ontd_football

quick and dirty news roundup

Jul 11, 2017 08:24

( tethering from my mobile, so the round up will be quick and dirty. As usual, any overlooked news, please share! :* )

club: everton, james rodriguez, nt: germany, club: manchester united, wayne rooney, romelu lukaku, club: barcelona, not a fucking footballer, club: bayern munich, club: real madrid, zlatan ibrahimovic

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the4thjuliek July 11 2017, 07:41:29 UTC

Douglas Costa is close to a move to Juve. Also, Dominic Solanke has moved to Liverpool. Sturridge 2.0?

I hate silly season. I think Arsenal are playing a friendly against Sydney FC later. I might watch that before Wimbledon starts.

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the4thjuliek July 11 2017, 13:30:03 UTC

Bayern have too many players, lol.

lady_teazle July 11 2017, 13:53:08 UTC

If any club can resuscitate Ha-mez' career, it's Bayern. If he does the work & isn't messing around off the pitch.

connorblond July 11 2017, 16:56:13 UTC

I agree. Wasn't it Ancelotti who hired him in the first place?

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lady_teazle July 11 2017, 13:50:15 UTC

https://twitter.com/footyaccums/status/884747365831389185

Bayern walks into a bar....

ladyseraph_756 July 11 2017, 16:13:00 UTC

Dying with laughter at some of these!

connorblond July 11 2017, 16:57:48 UTC

Perfect!

the4thjuliek July 11 2017, 17:33:45 UTC

LMAO, the West Ham bit is hilarious

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ladyseraph_756 July 11 2017, 16:15:49 UTC

Cannot believe Stormzy was mistaken for Lukaku! They don't even look that similar FFS! #picturefail

the4thjuliek July 11 2017, 17:34:35 UTC

Someone just saw a black guy in a blue sports dress and just assumed it was Lukaku, lol.

lady_teazle July 11 2017, 19:38:19 UTC

I have no idea who this Stormzy guy is, but whew, what an embarrassing mistake! 👀

Stormzy is a grime rapper over here jazzypom July 11 2017, 21:16:32 UTC

He's also a big Manchester United fan and did this hilarious video when he says he's not Cristian Benteke 2:00 mins in

His best known song for far is Shut Up (NSFW)

the4thjuliek July 11 2017, 18:53:30 UTC

Donnarumma has renewed his contract with Milan. Finally, this stupid saga has ended.

lady_teazle July 11 2017, 19:39:47 UTC

Yay! Now you can fret about Alexis. I think Dani is signing for PSG?