Comments | ontd_football: pic round up

jazzypom in ontd_football

pic round up

Mar 15, 2015 02:02

( But tell ‘em winning is my motherf*****’ protocol/‘Cause I score before I ever throw the ball )

league: major league soccer (mls), mourinho's cold-blooded enforcers, marco reus, fernando torres, club: liverpool fc, club: barcelona, club: chelsea, club: manchester city, club: juventus, club: borussia dortmund, footballers gone wild, aaron ramsey, pepe reina, lionel messi, club: toronto fc, club: arsenal, club: atlético madrid, philipp lahm, club: hull city

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riellemayer March 15 2015, 06:53:50 UTC

My partner said it best-- Jose Mourinho has the swag and mentality of a gangsta rapper - we were just bowled over by his languages, and swarthy charm and arrogance, but really, he can throw down dem verses y'all. He's spitting fire on wax, and needs to put ish over some beats. MVP, no assists, the rest of the PL managers are thots, Sky sports haters, they hate us because they anus. He's flossing his silverware - "last week I won my trophy because two years without one felt like twenty," he said. Yass Mourinho, going HAM on all the nonbelievers. He's planking on his PL first place, you can't tell him nothing. Ball so hard FA gotta fine me...#therebehatersJAZZY I'M HOWLING LMAO. You're too much ( ... )

aquaecolore March 15 2015, 10:48:15 UTC

lol that tweet calls for the duck laughing gif but i can't be bothered to find it rn

marsyke March 15 2015, 10:55:04 UTC

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aquaecolore March 15 2015, 11:25:00 UTC

thanks, perfect! :D

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Apparently Messi did this yesterday: lied_ohne_worte March 15 2015, 07:45:05 UTC

Simplemente MESSI. 😍 #D10S pic.twitter.com/ku2RnA8RBk
- REGINA HERNÁNDEZ.♡ (@rehdezbr) 14. März 2015

RE: Apparently Messi did this yesterday: jazzypom March 15 2015, 08:21:34 UTC

Wow, just wow!

He also almost ran over some fans yesterday too.

RE: Apparently Messi did this yesterday: lied_ohne_worte March 15 2015, 10:34:44 UTC

I guess if Messi wants to go somewhere and going around is too much trouble, he just goes through people, heh.

RE: Apparently Messi did this yesterday: mundodeamor March 15 2015, 09:16:36 UTC

Damn.

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izaguirre March 15 2015, 10:22:30 UTC

George Boyd and Matty Phillips both scored absolute crackers yesterday. Thank God for Scottish grannies, eh?

Also, apparently Celtic are going to try and get Gerrard on loan during the MLS close-season but his wages would be stupid and the whole thing would probably go down in a sea of flames a la Freddie Ljungberg. On the plus side, Stu would be able to offer him free, independent legal advice and Broony would be able to show him the best kebab shops in Glasgow.

the4thjuliek March 15 2015, 11:23:59 UTC

On the plus side, Stu would be able to offer him free, independent legal advice and Broony would be able to show him the best kebab shops in Glasgow.

I'd sign up for that :D

lied_ohne_worte March 15 2015, 10:35:07 UTC

Is that one of Reina's own children in the crib? So cute.

yeah, his youngest, iirc jazzypom March 15 2015, 10:38:03 UTC

I think Alonso and himself have infants/toddlers the same age.

marsyke March 15 2015, 11:08:43 UTC

That's the baby who was born during training camp I think.
Ribéry's wife is pregnant too apparentely.

blackjedii March 15 2015, 10:45:50 UTC

MAH SHORT CAPTAIN IZ BACK

also sekrit ginger is really not very sekrit at all lately

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