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mundodeamor December 18 2014, 09:44:30 UTC
I thought you meant his licence expired, but wow, he never got it in the first place? Wtf ...

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aquaecolore December 18 2014, 09:46:57 UTC
Apparently he took lessons but never bothered to test. This idiot..

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ms_geekette December 18 2014, 09:56:56 UTC
So, this means he is perfect for....a Real Madrid transfer? XD

Trying to think of clubs where it would not be that shocking, but I think even they are not that clueless. Maybe one of the London clubs since someone not having a license wouldn't be that uncommon. ;-P

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aquaecolore December 18 2014, 09:59:23 UTC
So, this means he is perfect for....a Real Madrid transfer? XD

lol let's not make a bad thing even worse :D

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ms_geekette December 18 2014, 09:49:51 UTC
Why did he never get a driver's license? (I'd have to run the article through machine translation, so I don't know if the article gets into that.)

I am really surprised that he didn't have to show a license with the speeding tickets, unless they were a "caught on camera, mailed a ticket" sort of thing. But really, it seems like *someone* would've noticed before now. I guess he had no car insurance, either?

(In the US, you've got to show your driver's license for a lot of things as a photo id. You'd be pretty SOL without it or a non-driving ID card.)

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aquaecolore December 18 2014, 09:51:58 UTC
Idk. He apparently took lessons, just didn't bother to get through with the actual getting the license thing. Idgi either.

From what i've gathered it was indeed the caught on camera, mailed the ticket type things. As for insurance, apparently a license is not needed for that in Germany?

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lied_ohne_worte December 18 2014, 10:00:55 UTC
Insurance is tied to the car, not the driver; you could conceivably register a car and have it insured for any person, including someone without a license or not of age.

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aquaecolore December 18 2014, 10:09:20 UTC
makes sense :)

though, how young can someone be to have a car insured for them? 16?

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itsacoco December 18 2014, 09:57:42 UTC
lisse_pitch13 December 18 2014, 17:32:49 UTC
LMAO

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lied_ohne_worte December 18 2014, 09:58:03 UTC
A note for those wondering at the fine: In Germany, there aren't absolute values for fines giving for real offenses (rather than, say, parking tickets). They're calculated based on a hypothetical daily income. The penalty is a certain number of daily rates, meaning fines are somewhat just according to a person's means. He received 90 days' worth, which is the maximum level for a monetary fine. After that, it's suspended (and later non-suspended) prison sentences. His daily rate therefore works out as 6000 Euro, which comes to 2,190,000 € per year. A person making a normal income might have had to pay a few thousand for the same offense.

This is a remarkably stupid thing to do. Yes, driving education in Germany takes time and costs money, as it's not a DIY thing, but surely at some point he could have gone through with it?

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kaiserschmarrn December 18 2014, 10:23:24 UTC
Money can't have been the issue and time - well, if he had spent the time where he was driving around without a license (and getting caught speeding 5 times!!! which means that he was probably almost always going too fast... and without a license... wtf!) in the driving school, he would have his license by now. There's really no excuse at all. The gall alone! Only something that a rich oblivious person would have the nerve to do. Immature, stupid, that doesn't even begin to cover it. And the comments in that tumblr post omg. I know now why I usually only watch football instead of following footballer's lives.

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lied_ohne_worte December 18 2014, 10:45:14 UTC
Oh, I really can't understand it either, and I certainly don't excuse it. I could well imagine him being scared to take the test, but then realising he could get around without it and somehow thinking it was OK and he'd never be caught. Quite an adolescent thing to do.

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aquaecolore December 18 2014, 10:47:43 UTC
then again, at any point, if he'd wanted to finally get the license, it would've come out he'd been driving without one so maybe that's what he was afraid of?

he really is a child, idek :/

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the4thjuliek December 18 2014, 10:18:30 UTC
Oh, you stupid Chicken. He deserves it completely.

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