Mario Gotze's smelly shoe to help children

[chrysa]

Comments

[mrscrapbag]

that's a nice advocacy, but at the same time eww. if this was mats though, i wouldn't complain. i'll even buy the sweat drenched jersey he wore during the final. ;)

[chrysa]

lol i think the most likely bidders are probably also guys. but it is seriously gross.

[xoxokristin]

if i had mats' sweaty jersey i would sleep in it every night and never wash it, because i'm creepy like that!

[mrscrapbag]

that's not creepy at all. if someone told me they won't do that i'd call them a liar.

[funhouse]

better tell my bank to expect a large charge

[mrscrapbag]

sis this auction was basically made for you tbh!

[jesscp]

Shall we start a donate page to help you win your boy's shoe?! Goodwill of Christmas etc...

[cantlogoff]

omg that is gross

[chrysa]

but worth millions, probably

well maybe not millions. but probably enough to pay off my student loan debt, which is the depressing part ):

[the4thjuliek]

IKR? It's like that ugly watch mentioned in the previous page! Except this is for a good cause.

[chrysa]

I know.

That watch is like the horrifying nouveau riche problem in China. 100% money, 0% taste.

[mrsvixen]

I wonder for how much money it's going to be sold.

[chrysa]

he sounds so proud of it. like "look (or smell, lol), i have never washed this shoe ever!!!1! aren't i cool and ~edgy~"

but that's what cracks me up most about this

[the4thjuliek]

he sounds so proud of it. like "look (or smell, lol), i have never washed this shoe ever!!!1! aren't i cool and ~edgy~"

Great thoughts of a typical peasant, imo.

[chrysa]

The more I read the quotes, the more I'm cracking up. I've now decided this is my favourite part:

"I kept it safe at my house."

I don't know what's more hilarious, the fact that he felt like he had to ~protect~ the shoes, or that someone would (and completely seriously) steal his smelly shoes for nefarious purposes XD