Jose Mourinho says Pep Guardiola doesn't enjoy football because he has no hair

[chrysa]

Sometimes a quote comes along that's so wonderful it doesn't matter if the person it's attributed to actually said it. This is one of those quotes.

According to El Confidential, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho recently said the following about his former Clasico rival Pep Guardiola:

"When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair, and

Comments

I love Jose, he's a Magnificent Bastard

[jazzypom]

If you just think of him like that- it's grand. But I'm English, I like a bit of banter in my ball game.

[mrscrapbag]

lol these two are so freaking childish it's entertaining at this point.

i also read a thread on r/soccer where they were arguing about GRASS LENGTH! freaking GRASS LENGTH! lmao

[elizaberglund]

I guess that Mou cares jackshit about grass lengh but Pep is very particular about it. It was his and Xavis pet peeves while he was still coaching Barcelona: grass had to be short and well wattered. And Mou ofcourse trolled them and asked for the grass to be longer during clasicos. This is an old problem between those two.

I undertsand that the state and lengh of grass can have an impact on a game if you play a lot of short percise passes ... but tbh I often wonder if Pep and Xavito dearest didn't go over the top with this a bit. And Mou wouldn't be Mou if he didn't take a strike at something like that.

[elizaberglund]

I really wish that one of them, either Pep or Mou (preferably both) would one day when they are 60-70 write a book about the whole thing and not hold back ... I think both cules and madridistas need about 25 years to cool down and proceed those things but ... wouldn't it be epic? This would surely be a football book of the year tbh.