The only kind of starting XI I'm interested in.

[crouchea]

Formations and starting XI talk bores the life out of me, unless it's done on dishiness. Here's my XI of premier league babes, bear in mind I have duff taste in men :-p

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[itsacoco]

If I were to form a dream squad using any player of my disposal... I'd have too many goalkeepers.

[lovinthelads]

The struggle is real

[mrscrapbag]

too tru

[marsyke]

Crouch, seriously?
I mostly agree with your team but put Giroud in place of Crouch. :D
Blind is not really my type either but I struggle to think of someone right away.

[marsyke]

You can kick out Navas for this dude

[mrscrapbag]

lol no sis. poldi is adorable but he doesn't compare to my bae navas' beauty srry2say

[marsyke]

no! his eyes creep me out. They are soo light

[the4thjuliek]

Poor Özil. He's looking better as he gets older. Growing into his eyes :D

Five years ago, I'd have definitely put Cesc in my list but he's aged thirty years in three.

[jenny_jenkins]

Mesut is fucking beautiful, in my opinion. Always was.

In casting for America's Next Top Model he'd break down and tell Tyra the kids always bullied him in school.

She'd tell him he's beautiful, and that his cheekbones give him that high-fashion look.

He is, you know. He's unreal sometimes.

[the4thjuliek]

LOL.

The first time I saw Özil, I remember thinking, "Who's this odd looking alien and why is he on the pitch. Ugly."

The more I saw him, the more I found him cute. I still think he's cute but from certain angles, he's hot. And that body is a work of art. And he doesn't deserve to be on lists of ugly footballers.

He's otherworldly. I'll give him that :D

[jenny_jenkins]

[ms_geekette]

THIS POST NEEDS PICTURES, NOT NAMES!

(Ok, I am lazy and do not know the players all that well.)

[mrscrapbag]

lmao too tru.

i'll try to post my team with pics

[ms_geekette]

I think it could help the people who are posting names and people are going "WHY?!" at their selections. Post one of your favorite pics of that person that puts stars in your eyes. Win-win all around. XD

i'll try to post my team with pics
And you are a kind soul. I salute you.

[lied_ohne_worte]

OT: I had to laugh at Twitter just now. The preview showed only the legs, and it was immediately clear who was on that photo. Clearly, only one of them was taught to pull his socks up.

Länderspieltag! #GERSCO pic.twitter.com/IFAmHGilrp
- FC Bayern München (@FCBayern) 7. September 2014

[ms_geekette]

Thomas sorta has skinny chicken legs. Maybe he has issues with his socks staying up. XD (But yeah, he probably doesn't give a crap about his appearance from what little I know about him.)

[the4thjuliek]

Lol, this Troll's legs will be recognized anywhere.