Video: German Footballers Speaking In English

Aug 24, 2014 22:07

Fuck me. I'm German and even I think this is sexy as fuck.

Miroslav Klose: "I'm always hungry."

Oh. Tell me more, baby.

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And yeeeah Mats, you impossibly pretty thing. Tell me you love me. Tell me you want me. In English.

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jenny_jenkins August 25 2014, 05:16:29 UTC
MATS AT MINUTE 11:00

IS THIS MAN FOR FUCKING REAL

DIMPLES

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the4thjuliek August 25 2014, 05:25:31 UTC
I WILL BUY THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS VIDEO ICE CREAMS FOR LIFE.

I still can't get over how perfect Mats' English is. And spoken with that adorable accent, it's just even better. This Prince <3

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jenny_jenkins August 25 2014, 05:26:08 UTC
*weeps*

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the4thjuliek August 25 2014, 07:44:35 UTC
BFG has a bit of a British accent. I wonder if it'll become like Hitzlsperger's.

It's mean of me, but I will never not laugh at Özil's terrible, terrible English.

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mrscrapbag August 25 2014, 11:01:52 UTC
yaaass! when i was first ~smitten~ with da bae mats i had to hear him speak english and this interview was the one i saw. after that i was a goner. <3333


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blackjedii August 25 2014, 12:54:21 UTC
THIS IS ONLY SLIGHTLY RELEVANT but FYH Tumblr translated a recent article with Howedes and:

If we win the Derby, Mats Hummels has to…
Buy me a present (food or a beer).

If for one day I became invisible in the BVB dressing room, I would…
That will never happen! So it doesn’t matter! :-)

If Mats Hummels called me at 3am I would…
Answer the phone

Mats Hummels and Benni Höwedes as a new advertising Duo for hair shampoo…. I would find it…
Odd, since Mats (currently) has a few more hairs on his head than I doI! :-)

it's like they want me to think naughty things about them

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the4thjuliek August 25 2014, 13:48:05 UTC
He knows how much the world ships Hömmels!

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mrscrapbag August 25 2014, 14:06:40 UTC
yaaass better than schweinski tbh
dead @ the last one though lmao


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aquaecolore August 25 2014, 20:34:13 UTC
lol was the article about his relationfriendship with Mats?

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