happy birthday to a foremost cold blooded enforcer

[sashay_away]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CRIS

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[dorkorific]

right ricky

[yeats]

[dorkorific]

MY

[yeats]

OH REALLY
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ELABORATE ABOUT HOW THIS

[desienfree]

[exiledprincess]

[desienfree]

[exiledprincess]

[openmoments]

[dorkorific]

hahahsdfjnsdk i love his broship with mesut

[dorkorific]

remember when mesut said of this dude that "He tells really good jokes." this leaves basically 3 possibilities:

1. Cris is telling jokes in such elementary spanish that even Mesut understands them. which means it is like "why did mustard lose the race /because it couldn't ketchup" style of thing, and even so Mesut is like "HA HA BEST JOKES CRISTIANO" 2. Cris is LEARNING jokes in german for the specific purpose of delighting Mesut 3. There is some kind of telephone/assembly-line joke translation system wherein Cris tells a joke and Khedira or someone takes the time to translate it and then like five minutes later Mesut laughs.

<--all of these possibilities point to a single conclusion, viz., CRISTIANO RONALDO IS ADORABLE Q.E.D.

[openmoments]

Excuse me while I want fics of all three because zomg. The feels that these two giiiive me. (Which reminds me that I need to do my obligatory birthday fic for Cris within the next twenty four hours. BECAUSE OF REASONS.)

Mesut is srsly just the most adorable thing ever. Even when he's kind of insulting someone/thing he does it so nicely. :3

[darkensunrise]

[yeats]

omgggg whose dog is that oh my god cris is palming this tiny creature in his hands omggggg i cannot

[dorkorific]

[dorkorific]

sry i'm all up in this post

[sashay_away]

just seeing this
but excuse me, what

[sashay_away]

i am trying to make a list of things that he might be saying.
all i can come up w/ start with "can you" and end with "come up to my room".