I miss you like crazy, every hour of every day

[randommiss90]

(Surprisingly, I didn't really suffer from loss of Saturday matches this year. The difference between the horrible episodes of football withdrawal that I experienced last year is that this year I went on holiday in June and July so it feels like the season just took a 2 week break rather than two months.)

Just over a day (two for my beloved Utd)

Comments

[cheonsa]

I've only read August and I'm already lol'ing... Thanks for sharing!

[itssabotage]

31st: The window shuts and Arsenal have not signed a defender. Gunnersaurus is named in Arsene Wenger's 25-man squad as an emergency centre-back.
;_;

[etherealgrace55]

LOL, loved it, particuarly

"Meanwhile, Harry Redknapp says there's "absolutely no way in hell" that he'd make a move for a player on deadline day. At one minute to midnight he offers West Ham £2.50, store credit at Argos and a couple of second hand Wii games for Scott Parker - an offer that Davids Gold and Sullivan instantly turn down. Redknapp fumes: "We tried our best and we thought we gave them a fair offer, but obviously those clowns don't know what one of those is, do they?!"

so very true to real life! I also really like the idea of AVB being bullied by Terry and pals.

[epouvante]

1st: As the transfer window opens, Tevez comes out of retirement in Buenos Aires by signing for Inter, claiming that this will enable him to be closer to his family in Argentina.

lmaoooo

[tofucakes]

all the tevez bits l m a o