Queen Alex Graces Us With Her Literary Prose

[failariel94]

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[oui_janine]

she is so enlightening and insightful, I love her.

[agnes_wonka7]

Alex, get a job! a real one!

[it_llbeyourname]

maybe she should go back to her roots, the lost art of nail technology

[agnes_wonka7]

nail technology? in a stylist center?

[m0nkeysbrains]

nooo it's not. i agree completely. :)

[shadow_sea]

AMAZING.

I wish she'd get a twitter though, if she's not careful Carly Cole will usurp her as everyone's favourite Liverpool WAG. I mean obviously these articles are amazing and give us a massive insight into the thrilling minutiae of her world but today I learned that Carly Cole is on the pill, doesn't take it up the arse and thinks tia maria is "ok". These articles just don't compare to that, Alex needs to step things up a bit.

[margariita]

hahaha. i need to read up on Carly.

and lets just imagine for a second alex getting in depth about her sex life with stevie........awkward for days.

[failariel94]

She has already informed us that he is a leg and boob man and doesn't wear thongs. What else could she give us??

[agnes_wonka7]

I bet my arse she was like Charlotte, in her school times!