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SIMON ♥ ADAM

Jun 24, 2009 06:25

EXCUSE ME WHILE I RAISE MY ASS TO THE LOVELIEST MAN IN AMERICA.

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Comments 18

anya7lee June 24 2009, 13:03:10 UTC

i like that spoof! And as for old gnarly britches, i think his emotions gen run an inch deep but then how come he's such a starmaker? - i mean that requires sensitivity Ok im mystified. mayve he totally loves and lusts adam. Maybe he's just like darcy ("adam's tolerable but nawt pretty enuf to tempt me")

kimberest June 24 2009, 13:24:11 UTC

Thank you for utilizing that gif. It's appropriate.

kinneas June 24 2009, 15:35:42 UTC

it is no coincidence that the most hypersexual performance of the whole competition was the only one where Simon went WHOA BACK UP I HATED IT YEAH I TOTES HATED IT RUBBISH

onthaedge June 24 2009, 15:38:59 UTC

IKR? YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS TRYING TO HIDE THAT HE'D JUST ~JIZZED IN HIS PANTS.

onthaedge June 24 2009, 15:37:09 UTC

LOL, WE ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE. SIMON HAD SUCH A BONER FOR ADAM ALL SEASON. I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS MADE A VID OF ALL THE ~SECRET LOOKS AND SHIT THAT SIMON GAVE ADAM. IN FACT, I DEMAND A COMPILATION OF ALL ADAM/SIMON MOMENTS FROM THE SEASON, PLEASE. GET ON THAT, BENCHES.

/CAPS

camillecarelli June 24 2009, 16:10:07 UTC

That gif is totally perfect.

I remember watching ROF and after it was over and I was SEMI-coherent, saying, "Did Adam just get high and have sex on tv? Or did I get high and have sex or....or gulp gulp gulp.... What the hell was that?"
About 30 seconds later, Simon is practically jumping out of his seat and shrieking, "What the HELL was THAT?"

And I thought, "THAT was your first-ever erection caused by a man, idjut."

tagore June 24 2009, 16:34:47 UTC

And I thought, "THAT was your first-ever erection caused by a man, idjut."

Guuurrrrl, please.