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MYSTERY GOOGLE IS A GENIUS WHO KNOWS THINGS

Oct 13, 2009 18:04

I WAS READING MLIA TODAY, AND THUS DISCOVERED MYSTERY GOOGLE, WHOSE SLOGAN IS "YOU GET WHAT THE PERSON BEFORE YOU SEARCHED FOR."

SO I DECIDED TO GIVE IT A TRY...

I TYPED IN 'ADAM LAMBERT' AND CLICKED THE I'M FEELING LUCKY BUTTON. I WAS EXCITED TO FIND OUT THAT IT LED ME TO THE OFFICIAL HARRY POTTER WEBSITE.

I IMMEDIATELY TWEETED ABOUT IT AND ( Read more... )

lol wut, lolerskates, harry potter unicorn blood sperm, adam, pocket idol, kris smells like heaven. must be tuesday, this is now a harry potter community

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wathsalive October 13 2009, 10:32:16 UTC

LOL

amyloidplaque October 13 2009, 10:32:32 UTC

I SEARCHED ADAM LAMBERT, AND I GOT "DO YOU THINK I'M SEXY?". LMAO.

I SEARCHED KRIS ALLEN, AND GOT http://www.fresh.com/. SO FRESH, MO FRESH. :D

amyloidplaque October 13 2009, 10:34:50 UTC

OMG WAT. I SEARCHED ADAM LAMBERT AGAIN, AND GOT THIS
"Mystery Google is full of twelve kittenss who like The Jonas Brothers, Harry Potter, Twilight and lamest site in the world. Fuck off, the lot of you."

teppansquid October 13 2009, 10:33:35 UTC

I TYPED IN KRADAM AND IT LED ME TO

THIS.

amyloidplaque October 13 2009, 10:35:52 UTC

LMAO. MYSTERY GOOGLE KNOWS WHAT IT'S TALKING ABOUT.

samanthablah October 13 2009, 10:36:25 UTC

LOL IRL.

wathsalive October 13 2009, 10:39:01 UTC

LOL REALLY

samanthablah October 13 2009, 10:35:14 UTC

LMAO. THIS GOOGLE KNOWS THINGS. GOOD THINGS.

wathsalive October 13 2009, 10:37:44 UTC

I SEARCHED 'HOW ADAM GET PRAGNANT' AND GOT

http://mahalo.30.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=10611

EXCERPT:

Well, they have a caller on right now talking about things that were discussed on the live show. Teresa has revealed she's buying porn to get Batman to want to have sex every other day. The reason for this topic is she stated she needs porn because it's hard to get a man to have sex every other day.

I want to know what the other guys here think about that, because honestly, every other day is extremely do-able. I mean seriously, you get a whole day off to recooperate, is Batman 73 years old?

LOL WAT

samanthablah October 13 2009, 10:42:46 UTC

LMFAO.