I GOT A DM FROM KRIS.

[marixthexrocker]

I AM LEGIT SHAKING RIGHT NOW. MY LIIIIIIFE <3

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[audiblewhispers]

SMILING SO HARD FOR YOU.

[horrorparties]

THE JEALOUSY LITERALLY RIPS THROUGH ME LIKE A KNIFE

[blubberoddment]

LOL OMG ILU

ALSO SAME

[theskywasyou]

ILUSFM <3

[10135]

SAME!

[milly93]

LOL WAT

[blubberoddment]

ALSO I THINK I AGREE WITH HIM. I'M NOT LIKE SOME PEOPLE WHERE I CAN'T EVEN SEE A PICTURE OF THEM, AND I CAN NOTICE THEM ON THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING IF THEY'RE ACROSS A LARGE ROOM

BUT ONCE ONE CRAWLED OVER THE LEDGE OF MY LAPTOP WHILE I WAS ON MY DORM BED

I THREW MY LAPTOP INTO THE AIR AND DOVE UNDER IT AND MADE IT OUT THE DOOR AND INTO THE HALLWAY BEFORE IT *THANK GOD* HIT THE BED. WE NEVER FOUND IT AND I WAS SO FUCKING TERRIFIED.

[eternalfacepalm]

D= D= D=

THAT'S LIKE THE TIME I WAS READING IN BED, THE ONLY LIGHT IN MY ROOM COMING FROM MY BEDSIDE LAMP, WHEN I SAW A FLASH OF MOVEMENT OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE. I TURNED MY HEAD TO FIND WHAT CAUSED IT, BUT I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING...UNTIL I TURNED MY HEAD A LITTLE MORE AND SAW A LARGE BLACK WINGED COCKROACH NEXT TO MY HEAD ON MY PILLOW.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT. I TRIED SQUASHING IT WITH THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF MY PILLOW, BUT IT SOMEHOW FLEW UNDERNEATH MY MATTRESS. I SCREAMED FOR MY MOM, AND AFTER TEN MINUTES AND SOME ROCKING IN THE FETAL POSITION, THE COCKROACH WAS DEAD.

I WILL NEVER FORGET IT.

[blubberoddment]

O
M
F
G

THAT IS TERRIBLE.
TERRIBLE.
I ACTUALLY HATE COCKROACHES MORE THAN SPIDERS SO UUUUUUGGGHHHH D=

[eternalfacepalm]

IT WAS PRETTY TERRIBLE, BUT YOUR STORY IS KIND OF AWFUL TOO.

I LIKE SPIDERS MORE THAN COCKROACHES, BUT DNW EITHER, REALLY.

[lambertftw]

WAIT WHAT WAS THE QUESTION

[jenniesbottle]

LOL ICWUDT