WRITE SHITTY/AWESOME POETRY

[lambertftw]

INSPIRED BY purepulp, I THINK WE SHOULD ALL MAKE OUR OWN AI-RELATED CRAPPY, HILARIOUS, AWESOME POETRY.

I WAS GONNA ASK HER FOR PERMISSION, BUT THAT BENCH IS SLEEPING SO O WELL.

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF HERS:

THERE WAS A HORSE NAME JEFF,
HE WAS A KRIS ALLEN FAN.
HE KICKED HATERS TO THE LEFF
AND PUT THEM IN A FRYING PAN!

GO GO GO

ETA: SHES NOT SLEEPING. GET HER ASS

Comments

[blubberoddment]

OMG ARE YOU A FUCKING MIND READER

I JUST FUCKING IMIATED MAT KEARNEY FOR NO REASON LOL

HEY MY NAME IS MAT
AND I LIKE TO RAP
IDC THAT I'M WHITE
DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT
ABOUT IT CAUSE I WILL
WITH MY WORDS I'LL KILL
YOU AND YOUR MOM
CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M THE BOMB

[blubberoddment]

PS I WILL REGRET THIS IN THE MORNING

EVEN THOUGH NOW I S THE MORNING

[lambertftw]

LOL THE MIX OF EMOTIONS YOU PORTRAYED IS SO APPROPRIATE FOR THE TOP

AND YES, I READ MINDS. I FEEL SO ~CONNECTED.

[bdtinkerpot]

I was sitting in my chair,
waiting for him to come there.
But he never did,
and I couldn't handle it.
So I'm crying
into my handkerchief,
hoping that my mascara doesn't stain it.
But if it does oh well,
because I will wash it out
with my Tide Stainstick.
Woo wooooh.

[allisonred]

yo yo yo im allISUN
i'm gonna getcha so grab ya gun
and if ya gona fight, then u r done
bcause im crazy awesone alliSON!

[isawayorkiepoo]

I HOPE YOU ADD ME BACK OTHERWISE I WILL BE SO SCORNED. :(

[maroontalic]

Oh jeez, I'm not creative at all.
All I know is that I want to lick Adam Lambert's balls.

OKAY BYE.

[sixtwentythree]

lmfao a+

[hello_eunuch]

LMFAO

[x_serenade]

LOL

[lambertftw]

LOL IRL A+