RISE AND SHINE FLICKRSPAM!so guys - saturday night i met basically the boy of mine dreams, aka a musician-hipster-intellectual who looks like emile hirsch. he shared his umbrella with me! we made out in a taxi! and i gave him my number, and he called my phone so i'd have his number, BUT APPARENTLY I AM AN IDIOT, BECAUSE I RECEIVED NO PHONE CALL.
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I'd read it.
Re: Scott's jacket, I love the idea that all of the Idols' outfits become gradually and mysteriously more ~~~**bedazzled as the tour goes on, until at the end they're all gluing rhinestones to their eyelids, bitch, and they have no idea how it happened.
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ADAM LAMBER: STEALTH!DAZZLER
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Also, sorry about your mystery guy. :( Since he called you, he'll probably still have your # in his outgoing calls list and he'll be so in lust that he'll call back and be all like, "I know you were going to call me, but I couldn't wait to hear your voice," and then you can be like, "Oh, thank Ra because I lost your number," etc. and you can both laugh and tell the story to your grandchildren one day.
Keep the faith.
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Adam's subconscious: Adam, your bb Kris is singing... TOUCH YOUR CROTCH!
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I THINK ADAM'S HAND IS PRE-PROGRAMMED TO GRAVITATE TO HIS CROTCH, THOUGH. A MAGNETIC PULL OF SOME SORT.
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WHEREAS WHEN I DO THAT TO MYSELF IN PUBLIC, I GET SCREAMED AT BY LITTLE OLD LADIES AND THE POLICE ESCORT ME AWAY.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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JUST REMEMBER WHAT ADAM SAID. HE HATES THE PHRASE "CAN'T PULL THAT OFF." ANYONE CAN PULL ANYTHING OFF THAT THEY WANT. THEY JUST HAVE TO WANT TO WEAR IT. OR, NOT.
WE'RE ALL FREE TO BE OBSCENELY SEXUAL. THAT'S OUR LIFE LESSON FROM THE PLANET FIERCE. <3
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lmfao why does this make me want a Moulin Rouge AU? Except I feel like Kris would have to be Christian (lol) and Adam would have to be Satine. If Kris were Satine, though, the duke could be SCORNED!MATT and that would be hilarious.
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SCORNED!DUKE!MATT
I APPROVE OF THIS
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MATT WOULD MAKE SUCH A HILARIOUS SCORNED!DUKE
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