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[witchactually]

Geez, it's like one of those crappy horror movies where the psycho killer figures out where you live. Only this one stars a whacked out version of Samantha Stephens.

And somehow, this is totally my fault. Too bad I haven't figured out how to wish time backwards yet. Or make people think they're chickens on purpose.

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[skrullactually]

Can somebody please take note of the date and the time? Billy Kaplan has admitted that a least this time that it's ALL. HIS. FAULT.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled program of denial. Thank you and God Bless.

☆-- Locked.

[witchactually]

Why is it that every time I try to be nice, it totally bites me in the ass afterwards?

If you need me, I'm locked in our room, practicing sound-proofing spells. And in case that fails, suicide spells. :/

☆-- Locked.

[skrullactually]

Sometimes, nice guys are doomed to failure. Which is why you gotta keep me around, to even it out, yeah?

Worse comes to worse we could always. I dunno. Try to out-creep them? Though you realize, by me suggesting this, I just want to get in your pants under Tommy's skin.

☆-- Locked.

[witchactually]

Right, because my boyfriend is a total bad-ass. :P

You realize, if I can hear them next to us, it'll totally blow your chances of anything involving the bed except me hiding under it.

[bel_furto]

What did you do? Cause from the reference I am gonna assume that you have a witch with a crazy mother chasing you.

And that sounds like no one's idea of fun....

[witchactually]

Actually, that's the story of Teddy's life-- dating the witch with the crazy mother.

Well. You've got the witch part right. She's definitely that.

[bel_furto]

Who did you manage to piss off? And are we talking literal or metaphorical?

And I'm sorry but you used the reference did she twitch her nose at you?

[witchactually]

You know, I'm afraid if I actually point fingers, with my luck, she'll appear just in time to catch me. But I'm pretty sure she's literally some kind of witch. :/ I would know.

I don't think her nose twitches. I think mostly she just threatens to kill people.

[lungrot]

hey i like those movies

ooc: watch as matt completely misses the main focus of this post, yeahhhh! 8Db

[witchactually]

You wouldn't. If the devil spawn version of Samantha Stephens was coming to your house.

[skrullactually]

And trying to make Rosemary's Baby down the hall.

[witchactually]

With Speedy Gonzales.