001 :: I totally saw this coming...

[skrullactually]

Okay, so a kid at the dorms said that if you want to find employment and a place to stay, look on the internet.  So, here I am, putting myself out there, cause the situation's going to be dire if I don't find either soon.

The basics.  I can read, I can write, and I can lift heavy things -- really heavy things in fact it's all in the knees, my ass.

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[witchactually]

It's uh... Actually three now, Ted.

[skrullactually]

You.

HAVE GOT.

To be kidding me.

[witchactually]

Well, see... This kinda dropped into my lap. Out of the sky. Out of nowhere, so...

We're just gonna have to make it work, Tee.

[skrullactually]

This is like twentieth thing to just tumble into your lap this week, huh, Bill? Lady Luck hasn't really taken a shining to you...Well, if we're gonna have to deal, at least offer me somekind of consolation.

Is he at least halfway decent?

Fuck, just when I thought we'd get some damn privacy...

[lacerta_ortus]

Well, some people are being made uncomfortable by the lack of waiters at the Hungry Bug, so I'm considering hiring waiters...

[skrullactually]

Ah, now being a waiter? That's something I could totally do. Wait...how do you do it without waiters?

[lacerta_ortus]

My eyes are on the side of my head and I'm fast.

[skrullactually]

Oh, so that thing...is like. Really your head?

Wow, Ted, way to make a great first impression.