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[divaricatore]

... Who is the bastard that tried to break into my house last night

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[technobabbling]

Aa..! That neighborhood you live in is no good. Nothing else of importance was damaged, right?

[technobabbling]

! .. So that's what happened to them. Yes.. I do believe those are mine. Thank you. Don't open it.

[divaricatore]

Tch. If they had gotten further into the house, I would've killed myself. The quality of my security system isn't supposed to be that shitty. But no, nothing else was damaged. The fucking bastard probably ran after setting off the alarm.

I didn't open it. Do you want to come get it or should I bring it to you?

[technobabbling]

Well, when you live down there with all of those desperate, shady people... it's only a matter of time before they try to wise up to your technology. You shouldn't be too hard on yourself because of that. Still.. it's a definite cause for concern.

I could stop by if you'd like, since it's my fault and everything. If you wanted some assistance cleaning up or fixing your system..

[divaricatore]

It's because I live down here that I was confident that nobody could break into the shop. These beggars shouldn't be able to get past something I made anyway, but I guess sometimes brute force did more damage than I thought it could. No worries, I'll just upgrade everything, it's about a year old anyway.

Don't you have work to do? And you're already sick, I'm not making you come all the way down here to work on my failures.

[myscarsmiles]

Oh, dear. You should use some of your intelligence to make thieves regret breaking into your house. Surely you're capable?

[divaricatore]

Maybe I should set more dangerous traps with this upgrade. A few hidden spikes and laser and automatic machine guns wouldn't be too shabby, don't you think?

[myscarsmiles]

That sounds wonderful.

[divaricatore]

Thank you. I'm working on it right now.