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[fierceguardian]

It looks like things might just start picking up in our fair city. More deeds done, more burdens to bear.

Just remember that, if the weight ever becomes too much for you alone, God is always there to listen to your troubles.

And the good Lord also wouldn't mind at all if you placed a little into the collection plate on your way out the door.

Comments

[bel_furto]

Yeah..."God is gonna listen..." What a load of bull.

Cause I'll tell you what. If this "almighty" really needed money, he'd be working like the rest of us.

And what is this shit about the city being Fair I dont think it fits any version of the word.

[fierceguardian]

It's easy to doubt, isn't it?

Well, you see, the money is more for the church's upkeep, and so the humble man who works there can eat, than it is for God himself.

Haha, you're right. But I like to think about how it was, as opposed to being fixated on how it is. I've heard it was beautiful, long ago.

[bel_furto]

No shit. When there is no real proof and so much against....

Hey, at least you are admitting it.

Hope that optimisim works for you.

[fierceguardian]

But that's exactly what gives power to faith.

I see no reason why it wouldn't.

[espressojones]

God might want to inform His men that thieves are helping themselves to said collection plate, and a lock and key might perhaps be a wiser option.

[fierceguardian]

Who would have the gall to steal from a church? Quite a few people, I suppose. This church has been all right, thus far, but there's no harm in keeping a good suggestion in mind.

[ilfiore]

Churches are such lovely places, aren't they?

[fierceguardian]

I agree. They've always been good to me.

[myscarsmiles]

Why does god need so much money?

[fierceguardian]

God doesn't actually need any money at all! But it's hard to keep a church running, and a poor old priest fed, without it.

[myscarsmiles]

Seems strange. The Church has been asking for money for so long, you think they would have enough by now for a church and one little priest.

[fierceguardian]

The problem may be that there are a great deal of churches in the world. But, this small one that I'm fond of manages to get by.

[stradapanthera]

God?

[fierceguardian]

No, I'm called 'Bishop', actually.

[stradapanthera]

HAH.

[fierceguardian]

Oh, I'm glad you appreciate that! The last person I mentioned it to didn't get it.