jinx? i know just the counterspell for that

[chasing_fury]

Bridal shower/Bachelorette party y/y?

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[hexyoutotuesday]

Do I get a bachelorette party? ...do I have friends that could come to a bachelorette party? ...do you want to be my friend?

[chasing_fury]

Do you want a bachelorette party? We can invite whoever you would like--and of course I want to be your friend. If you're going to be teaching my child the finer points of...knife-handling...I'd rather not be enemies.

[hexyoutotuesday]

Yes, I think I do. I think I deserve one. And I'll try to find me some friends. Where would we have it? I never thought of one until now! God! I need to get out more.

I will teach him the finer points of everything in life. He'll know how to skin a man, sip wine, building hop and beat up his father.

[angelodellasera]

Now wait just a damn minute! "Beat up his father"? Hell no. Not till he's at least my age.

[artiglio]

You should have both.

[chasing_fury]

Now there's a thought.

[artiglio]

One during the day, and the other during the night.

[chasing_fury]

You know, I think I like the sound of that.

[angelodellasera]

You kids have fun with that. Lemme handle Alba's end of the deal.

[chasing_fury]

You know we will. And don't worry, I wouldn't dream of stealing your thunder.

[angelodellasera]

Alright! It's party time!

[chasing_fury]

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.