18 ; ridiculously awful

[axelled]

You know what I don't get? How it's so fucking hard to drive in those stupid racing games. It's fucking impossible. Probably shouldn't have thrown the controller at the wall though, huh. Stupid piece of shit game.

Oh, yeah. Girl Scout? We need to talk.

Comments

[stray_redbird]

I smell a sore loser.

[axelled]

I'd like to see you try, motherfucker. It's nothing like driving a real car.

IS THAT AN AFFECTIONATE MOTHERFUCKER?

[stray_redbird]

Is that a challenge, baby?

no >|

[axelled]

No. Go drive one of your deathtraps.

[bel_furto]

Now here's the big question, did you damage the controller, the game system, or the wall?

[axelled]

Just the controller. Kinda wished I fucked up the wall, though.

[bel_furto]

Why?

Cause landlords don't listen to "The game was being a motherfucker". Believe me.

[axelled]

Don't have a landlord.

[spikeysoldier]

Hm? What is it?

[axelled]

Oh, you know. Just need to threaten you with death a bit.

[spikeysoldier]

Oh I get that all the time from Reno. I really don't mind.

[suits_me]

Baby...this might be a little different.

[suits_me]

If I buy you a new controller...will you not kill Zack?

[axelled]

No.

[stradapanthera]

Quit bitchin'.

[axelled]

Quit breathing.

[stradapanthera]

I ain't in the mood to try that.

[axelled]

I think you should. It'll be fun. A game! See how long you can stop breathing.