Ladies and gentlemen!

[iseeyouquiver]

Good evening my dear, wonderful, fellow lovers and haters. Tonight's entertainment, and for most nights from here on out, will be provided by moi! The new owner of Club Babylon!

I hope to see some fine, young specimens roaming about. Do come by and try not to be a stranger. Mm hmm heh heh..

Comments

[avariceshield]

Dear. God.

[iseeyouquiver]

No need to call me God. Frank will do fine.

[avariceshield]

Please tell me this isn't near my bar.

[iseeyouquiver]

Well, where's your bar?

[sirsognatore]

What?

[iseeyouquiver]

Can I help you?

[sirsognatore]

What are yo What kind of club is it?

[iseeyouquiver]

A delightfully fabulous one. Of course.

[hotdog_twink]

...Uh...

[iseeyouquiver]

Can I help you, dear?

[hotdog_twink]

....Um....

...

This city has a gay bar?!

[iseeyouquiver]

You should look around more often.

[liteanotherone]

It's people like you who give fags a bad reputation...

[iseeyouquiver]

Oh hush.

[liteanotherone]

It's true.

[iseeyouquiver]

So I won't be seeing you at the club?

[darkbroncho]

Hello there! You seem like a nice guy and I can't wait to come to your club.

[iseeyouquiver]

I'm a wonderful guy.

Can't wait to see you there.

[darkbroncho]

Actually I was wondering if you were hiring for any types of positions? I am actually looking for a job that is rather interesting. I have all sorts of experience that I can put towards the job honestly.

[iseeyouquiver]

Really now? Well, what are you willing to do?