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[suits_me]

For anyone who isn't clear on this:

Expiration dates are not suggestions.

Zack, I hope you weren't too attached to a lot of the stuff in your fridge. Because I cleaned it out while you were out getting your prescription filled. Yeah, I kinda...let myself in.

...Do you own stock in Ramen? I've never seen that many packs.

Comments

[pirata_bello]

Terribly unhealthy.

[suits_me]

Agreed. He's probably giving himself food poisoning on a daily basis. At least I hope it's that simple.

[pirata_bello]

The girl I'm taking care of is a pretty good chef, if you ever want cooking tips from her.

[suits_me]

Breakfast is my specialty, but it looks like I need to learn more about making lunches too. I might take you up on that.

[spikeysoldier]

W...WHAT!?

Elena! That's not fair! You could have at least told me first!

[suits_me]

And give you a chance to sneak some of it back in? No way. You didn't tell me you were still sick.

[spikeysoldier]

It's just some stomach pains! It's nothing that bad....

[suits_me]

Until we know what it is? Dry toast and tea for you.

[toothsomehound]

Expiration dates have never given me any trouble; just eat the food and forget about the damned numbers.

[suits_me]

If you haven't eaten it by the expiration date, you probably don't want it anymore anyway.

[toothsomehound]

Food and numbers have no business being next to each other. That said, I'm certain I have eaten "expired" food before. I have suffered no ill effects- what, as they say, is the big deal?

[suits_me]

Some people have stronger stomachs than others. When your stomach's been hurting for days and you don't know why, then it becomes a big deal. Time to start eliminating possible causes.

[imperial_ray]

Oh my! Even I knew that!

[suits_me]

I always thought it was common knowledge too. But you should've seen some of the stuff he had in there. I was horrified.

[imperial_ray]

What's left? You might be able to make a meal from it.

[suits_me]

Well, let's see...

Some Fruit Loops, a can of corn, two frozen pizzas, and a jar of pickles. Talk about a challenge.

[memoria_persa]

I heard it was a good food to have available for college when you're in the dorms. It's quick and easy to make, so I guess it's not that big of a surprise that Zack has so much~

[suits_me]

I'm guilty of having some cup ramen myself. But this was like...a wall. It can't be healthy to eat that much of it.

[memoria_persa]

That much of it, huh? That's probably more than I could eat in a lifetime, from the sound of it. Yeah, that probably isn't all that healthy.