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[k1ng_nothing]

There's a habit Prosciutto and I have developed of burning anonymous packages...We received one earlier and took care of it. It was normal...

...Until it started to smell good.

Some jackass thought it was funny to send us ham and rice. We burnt perfectly good food.

Now I'm hungry and pissed.

Comments

[sorridete]

HOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[sorridete]

well excuse ME if you're not my biggest priority

SOMEONE'S got a big fat head

[k1ng_nothing]

And someone's got a big fucking mouth on them.

[sorridete]

it's the scars, isn't it

i knew it

you wanna know how i got em?

[k1ng_nothing]

I couldn't care less. I have scars, too. I doubt you want to know how I got them.

[sorridete]

that depends

will it make me laugh?

[k1ng_nothing]

If you find sadomasochism funny.

[sorridete]

depends on the STORY

[k1ng_nothing]

I have extremely kinky sex.

The others are less interesting. Just scars sustained while doing my job.

[sorridete]

well that's not funny at all

it's kind of

gross

actually

i don't even KNOW you

[k1ng_nothing]

You're the one who asked.

[sorridete]

don't you have any MODESTY?

[k1ng_nothing]

No.

[sorridete]

oh

[k1ng_nothing]

You seem surprised. Sort of. I think.

[sorridete]

it's called grossed out?