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[k1ng_nothing]

There's a habit Prosciutto and I have developed of burning anonymous packages...We received one earlier and took care of it. It was normal...

...Until it started to smell good.

Some jackass thought it was funny to send us ham and rice. We burnt perfectly good food.

Now I'm hungry and pissed.

Comments

[sandaruu]

...Good going.

[k1ng_nothing]

...When you get the shit I've gotten in the mail from an anonymous source, you'd make the same mistake, too.

[sandaruu]

I suppose so. Food is a damned awful thing to waste though.

[k1ng_nothing]

That we can agree on. I haven't had a decent meal in a week.

[puddingfetish]

I congratulate you on such a brilliant move. Then again, the food might have been tampered with, hmmm?

[k1ng_nothing]

At this point, I would welcome food poisoning in preference to starving.

[puddingfetish]

What, no source of income?

[k1ng_nothing]

Business is slow.

[virucide]

Oh, so you're Hammy's side dish. We haven't talked before, have we.

Too bad 'Ricey' isn't quite as catchy as 'Hammy' is.

[k1ng_nothing]

..."side dish"?

And no. I have no idea who the hell you are. Also, call me any form of nickname and you'll be vomiting razor blades.

[virucide]

Wow, you're worse than he is.

It's Mello. Hammy hasn't mentioned me?

[k1ng_nothing]

You haven't seen the worst yet.

If he did...hm, wait. Yeah, he's always complaining about you.

[sorridete]

HOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[k1ng_nothing]

...

I take it you found this funny?

[sorridete]

mmhmmhmm don't you?

[k1ng_nothing]

More frustrating for me, but yes, it is funny.