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[howcaniserveyou]

There are some affairs to be put in order. I am going to be in need of some hired help. As a forewarning, I am a strict taskmaster and I expect nothing less than perfection. However, if you survive working under me, the pay is quite exceptional.

I require the following positions to be filled:
・A capable chef with an excellent eye for detail

Comments

[lacerta_ortus]

I get the feeling you're gonna get the security gaurds in a hurry, along with the waiters, then maybe the hostesses, and jack shit for chef and decoration.

[howcaniserveyou]

Fortunately, it's a mere convenience for me to have any help at all. I earn my salary.

But out of curiosity, why do you say that?

[lacerta_ortus]

One: There's no end to big burly guys who like starting fights here. Security gaurd? Plenty of supply for that demand.

Two: Waiters? Plenty of kids who need a job.

Three: Hostesses is a little trickier. Higher skills needed.

Four: Chef and decoration? All the good chefs are already working. And the decorators? Got their own job rolling.

[howcaniserveyou]

Surely I can find a talented chef or decorator to assist for only a week. The pay will certainly more than compensate for whatever business they sacrifice during that time.

[spikeysoldier]

Hey, I can help out! Is a position for a waiter open?

[howcaniserveyou]

How is your balance?

[spikeysoldier]

Moderate. I can get through a day or two holding trays, glasses and plates pretty well.

[howcaniserveyou]

Acceptable, I suppose. Though, I may put you through some training before I let you loose with anything glass.

I'll need your name, your measurements, and a phone number, if you please.

[memoria_persa]

You need a hostess? I'd be willing to help out.

[howcaniserveyou]

I assume you have impeccable poise and at least an inkling of charm?

[memoria_persa]

I'd hope so~ Unless you need to meet me just to make sure?

[howcaniserveyou]

I'm sure I'll be making the pleasure of your acquaintance later this week, miss.

I'll require your name, your dress size, and a phone number I can contact you at. Then, we can go over your specific duties.

Private to Sebastian Michaelis

[lunaensnared]

I learn fast. I can't cook or decorate but I can serve.

I am not familiar with any one here... but I have experience in security.

Private to Saix

[howcaniserveyou]

Ah. I take it you are unaffiliated then, sir? You'll forgive me then, if I ask for a more detailed report of your strengths. What are your particular skills?

Private to Sebastian Michaelis

[lunaensnared]

I am trained in both lethal and non-lethal CQC, projectile weapons and have minimal firearm training.

Private to Saix

[howcaniserveyou]

Excellent. You understand my need for a talented security team. I'm a mere butler, after all.

I'll require a name, a phone number, and your measurements for the uniform.

[cunningness]

I'll be a hostess~

[howcaniserveyou]

Can you walk with a book on your head?

[cunningness]

And a wrench in each hand.

[howcaniserveyou]

And charming too, I see. I hope you don't mind me asking your dress size? A name and phone number too, if you please.