Twenty-Four [MAGICALLY LOCKED FROM KYON~]

[onlysaneguy]

So, lotsa folks have birthdays this time of year. Heck, I was very surprised to find out that Kyon's is only in a week! He'll be a man on the 18th, it's wonderful~!

And then I got an idea.

So anyone know where I can find a nice Angewoman to make him into a man on his birthday? I can pay her well! Or any good looking women who'll do it, really.

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Comments

[Locked from Kyon]

[green_chosen]

I think that's a bad idea. You could throw him a party instead?

Re: [Locked from Kyon]

[onlysaneguy]

Oh none of my ideas are bad ideas, dear.

And the boy needs it.

[Locked from Kyon and Haruhi]

[green_chosen]

Doesn't he have like Haruhi? Why don't you ask his friends on what he'd like?

Re: [Locked from Kyon and Haruhi]

[onlysaneguy]

Because I'm his partner and you're not even anyone he knows or likes.

SO WHY DO YOU CARE? TITS OR GTFO, HONEY.

[yuki_nagato]

...

This is something that, while appreciative on other levels, Kyon might not find entirely appreciative on his birthday.

(Locked from Suzumiya Haruhi)

On another level, Suzumiya Haruhi would not find it appreciative at all if she were to find out about this.

[onlysaneguy]

But I read it in a book!

...

And hey, if she wants she can have the honors!

[yuki_nagato]

...I see.

I suggest you remain in Kyon's room for the duration of the week, unless you would prefer to experience bodily harm.

[onlysaneguy]

I've had much worse happen to me then being beat up by a girl, Yuki-chan.

But your concern is very sweet. ♥

[dive_npc]

... Sure. ♥

[woe, Neemon's icon is not evil enough]

[onlysaneguy]

Oh lovely Lotusmon~ You're offering your village's services~! ♥

See you in a week?

Re: [woe, Neemon's icon is not evil enough]

[dive_npc]

More accurately, I'm offering mine. ♥

But sure~

[onlysaneguy]

Oohohohoho. Only the best then.

♥

[goddoesntknow]

..........

[onlysaneguy]

Hi!

You gonna help or not? :D?

[goddoesntknow]

...pfffft
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NO.

[onlysaneguy]

Eh, I'll just take him to Flower Paradise then.

|3 Perfect birthday gift!