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[onlyonehugayear]

You're kidding me. This is really happening. That guy wasn't an Alzheimer's patient?

Great. So instead of being paid a ridiculous amount of money to sit behind a desk and answer phones, I get to babysit some schmuck and not get paid. Or bang my ex-wife. I don't see any of the perks to this

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You bring in Cox and I have to use my bitterly sarcastic character to counter

[agent_bly]

Mmm, sorry. I think some here already claimed "Jesus". We operate on a first come, first serve basis.

Just as well, Cox. Bly won't even mention what he does. :P

[agent_bly]

Ah, the dreaded bureaucrat.

I must be losing my touch. I really thought I had you there.

LOL.

[onlyonehugayear]

One of the attendings would sleep with Billy if she thought it'd cure his cancer. She also flashed a kid because she thought she had magic breasts.

[agent_bly]

I want her the next time I have my tonsils out.

[onlyonehugayear]

She's leaving as soon as her and Sandra Dee finally leave this stupid hospital.

[agent_bly]

Oh, well. I guess I'll have to continue to suffer through government health care. At least they're professional.

[onlyonehugayear]

Depends on where you go.

[agent_bly]

Can't say I've ever had a doctor flash me.

So I'd say they're a bit more professional than that.

[onlyonehugayear]

But they're still just feds, Fabio. Not love.

[agent_bly]

Now, how can you say that without meeting any of them? Sure, they have to follow protocol, but what could be sexier than that?

[onlyonehugayear]

Are you really asking me that?

[agent_bly]

You don't think I'm serious?

I'm hurt, Doctor Cox.

[onlyonehugayear]

I'm. Not.