David Blaine is a tool.

[onlymakebelieve]

David Blaine is a tool.
Discuss.

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[subvoce]

Is he the photographer or the magician who hung in a box over the Thames? I can never keep track.

[oliviawhittick]

is it really horrible i think hes sorta hot if he werent a big creepy weirdo?

and whats the deal with his latest stunt? whats his motivation?

[moireach]

Freaking YES. Ugh.

[staydontgo]

ughhh all i can think about is how effing prune-y his skin must be. that's just disgusting. i can't even imagine. i would die of prune-y ness before i died of starvation or lack of oxygen in his situation. WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?

[canadianstitch]

at least he lost some weight and looks relatively OK in that globe of water.

then again, i want to fucking punch him in the face for being so smarmy and obnoxious.

"Oh no I'm having all sorts of complications and might not make out alive"
"oh wow I made it out alive"

WORLD: "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HOW WHAT OH MY GOD"

"yeah i know that's weird huh *levitates* oh whats going on now, hmm"

Me: "FUCK OFF."

[subvoce]

*LEVITATES* !!!