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[onlyanobody]

Sooooo,
Two muffins are baking in an oven;
One muffin says "Damn it sure is hot in here".
The other muffin replies "Holy crap a talking muffin!".

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[brit_bunny]

"I'm sending my wife away on holiday"

"Jamaica?"

"No, she wanted to go."

[onlyanobody]

a bear and a rabbit are taking a poo in the woods....
the bear says "I sure do hate it when the poo sticks to my fur"
the rabbit says "I, I don't ever have that problem."
The bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

lengthy, but worth it

[bull_monkey]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack