*and there doesn't have to be. hi, you beat the shit out of the monkey, then sanzo shot you and nii fucking pet you. all gojyo's got right now is hug, so here. this hug? gonna make everything better, dammit.*
...I'm gonna miss your birthday again. That fuckin' sucks.
*for some definition of 'forgot,' anyway. more like his sense of time is screwy and he wouldn't remember he had a birthday right now, even if he could figure out what day it was*
*not so much. please to be ignoring the resulting tension* As interesting a birthday gift as that was, I would really prefer something that required less cleaning up.
*...sorry. non-squeezing hug it is.* How about if I order in, an' then just put everythin' out on plates an' pretend like I cooked you a big fancy dinner?
*tone=lighthearted and self-mocking, smile=big and sincere, pretending everything is fine=GO.*
Well, yeah. Why else would I be flopped on th'couch, all tired out an' covered in, um... flour? You cook with flour, don'tcha? Or is that just for dessert stuff?
What? I wouldn't be covered covered. Just enough so that when you came home, I could point at th'table an' you'd be all impressed and have t'come fall into my arms an' tell me how surprised you were, an' how I really shouldn't have, an' th'best part is that th'food would be good, too.
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...I'm gonna miss your birthday again. That fuckin' sucks.
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*for some definition of 'forgot,' anyway. more like his sense of time is screwy and he wouldn't remember he had a birthday right now, even if he could figure out what day it was*
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*tone=lighthearted and self-mocking, smile=big and sincere, pretending everything is fine=GO.*
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What? I wouldn't be covered covered. Just enough so that when you came home, I could point at th'table an' you'd be all impressed and have t'come fall into my arms an' tell me how surprised you were, an' how I really shouldn't have, an' th'best part is that th'food would be good, too.
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Just enough to get all over the couch and the floor, and who would be doing the cleaning up after this wonderful meal that you spent so long cooking?
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