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[sexy_sha]

...Remind me t'never read threads I'm not in ever again.

((Yes, open to anybody. Just had to comment on the fight!))

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[feline_casanova]

So I want to know, or should I just offer whiskey and remain blissfully ignorant?

[sexy_sha]

Nii.

[feline_casanova]

That guy? Needs to die.

[sexy_sha]

Fuck yeah he does. ...Hey.

[hide_in_a_smile]

*very quiet and a little bit sad* I seem to be making so many whitespace apologies these days.

[sexy_sha]

If you die, I'm gonna kick your ass.

[hide_in_a_smile]

You may have to stand in line.

[sexy_sha]

I get first fuckin' dibs, an' you know it. Just one more month, an' I'll be there. You better be there, too.

[some_priest]

...

[sexy_sha]

...What?

[some_priest]

Nothing.

::Really. All kinds of nothing going on over here.::

[sexy_sha]

You don't get t'die either, just so we're clear. Who else'm I gonna mooch beer an' cig money off'a?

[tastes_of_honey]

I'll remind ya.

Karaoke parties of doom. That's something you don't get every day. And I attracted Kami-sama's attention. Whoop-de-shit. With any luck he'll have forgotten I existed five minutes after he stopped looking at me.

[sexy_sha]

With any luck, he'll fall down th'fuckin' stairs an' smash his gigglin' head in.

[tastes_of_honey]

It's a pretty thought, but he's one of Nii's pets, which means that 1] if Nii wanted to, Nii could get him up and moving around short of him being smashed into pulp and 2] it's not like he was using his brainmeats for anything anyway.

[sexy_sha]

Maybe this isn't th'best time for you t'be talkin' about Nii's pets an' what he can do to 'em, Schu.

[just_a_murder]

The next time someone tries to drag me out to something, I'm reminding them of this.

[sexy_sha]

Aya. Every time you go out, it's either a big fuckin' mess, or you get well an' thoroughly fucked. Haven't you figured that out by now?

[just_a_murder]

Schuldig tricked me. "Your sister would really like to see you." Sure, I'll come along. Then, just as the Portal closes on us: "...for karaoke in front of an ever-growing group of people."

If it's just Yotan taking me somewhere, it generally ends very well. Instead, Yotan's there because everybody is there, but he got too drunk and had to leave early, so I was left trying to convince Yohji not to mix in to the fighting while he was stoned and on crutches while Yotan's Omi bitched me out for existing and would have happily left me to the gatecrashers. It's really a shame Yotan is so attached to him.

...I'm getting some bleedover from Schuldig shouting, "Happy endings!" Dammit.

[sexy_sha]

...You sure you weren't drunk, too? 'Cause while I'm th'first t'admit that I don't read so good, that's not quite what I was readin'.

But either way, Aya. It was your sister an' Schuldig. *chuckles* You really shoulda known better.