Conspiracy Post

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This is the Online Quibbler's first official Conspiracy Post! Anyone can post here, member or non-member.

Post about any conspiracies, shady dealings or the like which have come to your attention, and the Online Quibbler may do a report on it!

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[anonymous]

I would like to remain anonymous for reasons that I will not disclose.

I have reason to believe that one Ronald B. Weasley is none other than the muggle biblical hero Jesus Christ. Essays were written that determined Ronald as Albus Dumbledore, and the factual evidence for such is astounding, so of course it is true. Another essay, written apparently by one of Hermione Granger's relatives, points out that Albus is Jesus Christ, which must be the truth as well. (I am willing to bet that Hermione fed her relative most of the information - you may want to check up on that.) This leads me to believe that Ronald is, in fact, Jesus Christ. There is also another very convincing theory floating about that points out an uncanny resemblance between Ronald and Santa Claus, which I believe needs to be investigated further.

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