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fuck it dude, I have decided that the only things worth my attention/ambition are cats. Cats, cats, cats. How am I going to get more cats? I need a lot more cats so that I have the most cats.
CATS!!!
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I FEEL LOVE
i love kerry because of his man-man hard-hard.
I love Kerry because I know his positions so well, and I think 99.9% are the right ones.
I love KERRY BECAUSE SHE`s So NiCE!!
i love kerry because He's really really really really really really fucking loaded and unfathomably ugly.
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bonus
reading rachel's copy of ABS Magazine (a supplement to Oxygen), I found an article which asserts that fat people smell like hamburgers on the grill when surgeons are operating on them ( Read more... ) -
I remember only crumbs of my interior monolog
nerdiest thought of the day, while jogging up stairs in the library building:
"Heh-hah, then I'll be Neil Peart!"
Stuff I have failed to accomplish so far today:
1. Grocery shopping
2. Hair coloring
3. Room cleaning
4. Coffee drinking
5. Napping
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ok
I just finished a piece of nonsense entitled "I won't index anything that has a face."
time for some bed -
since burl hasn't updated yet
Cousin Katherine dryad271 is thyroidless and loving it. Or at least she's out of surgery and doing fine. So it wasn't like that episode of Nip/Tuck where Sean develops the nervous tic. Jaeger for everyone! -
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Onionsniper!
- Onionsniper was the first Tsar of Russia.
- It took onionsniper 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting onionsniper.
- A onionsniperometer is used to measure onionsniper.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are onionsniper.
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Lol with me, if you will, about the fact that I have choir practice tomorrow. I'm actually really nervous about it. -
dream
on my way to an unfamiliar part of the coast with three other people. We get close to the shore and stop at a grocery store for supplies. Instead we end up taking over the grocery store for some unnamed political reason and just trashing it to prove a point. It is fun ripping open packages of food and throwing them on the floor and printing flyers ( Read more... ) -
abating the rage
I am writing you, the internet, from the relative comfort of my bedroom via new wireless technology. I have arrived in the year 2000, I think. And the base for my wireless mouse and keyboard is hanging alluringly from my Turbonegro poster ( Read more... )
