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[onikui]

All this can't be good for the plants. While I am happy that we aren't experiencing a blizzard any longer, the melting ice and snow from the roofs is quite disgusting.

Though, I noticed someone hasn't been able to air out their futon for the past few days. I know disagreed on your cleanliness habits but I might be wrong, there is a certain scent

Comments

[rubyred_sight]

What I do with my futon is none of your business, Haruka-chan!

It's not like you're sleeping in it!

3/4, I mean

[onikui]

I'll keep that in mind.

[onikui]

And don't think of becoming a breeder. Your tender touch kills.

[rubyred_sight]

What do you know? I might have great father qualities!

I'd be a great father if I try!

[onikui]

I've seen you handle Youko and Suzu. I don't see it happening. Do the world a favour and don't procreate.

[rubyred_sight]

I'll procreate if I want to! And when I find a perfect wife-chan!

[onikui]

Then we'll have nothing to worry about.

[rubyred_sight]

Don't doubt my ability to find my wife-chan!

[onikui]

I doubt wife-chan's interests in you.

[rubyred_sight]

I'm smart, handsome and well-established! What's not to like in me?

I may not be dark and broodingly handsome and equipped with a pair of dark and mysterious wings but I at least have a job! A house! And don't rely on getting gifts from smitten adolescent young ladies.

[onikui]

You're short, small and we have to constantly harass you to work.

And, at least one of us is getting young ladies.

[rubyred_sight]

Haruka is so mean! Don't insult my manhood! It's not small!

I don't skimp on exorcism jobs! And you and your ladies!

[onikui]

But we've already proved that point, haven't we?

You're not paid in most of the exorcism jobs you take, it's not going to feed your wife-chan.

[rubyred_sight]

My wife-chan will appreciate me! No matter my size!

I get paid a lot sometimes!

[onikui]

Will your wife-chan be your pillow?

When either Youko or myself happens to be there. You're banking on us.

[rubyred_sight]

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My wife-chan will be more than that!