They're doing fireworks by my house and it sounds like we're getting fucking CARPET BOMBED. OMG.

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload ( Read more... )

Hahaha, oh god.

http://media.greenskeepersmusic.com/lotionhigh.mov

It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again!

T'day be talk like a pirate day an' 'm sick as a smarmy dog.
shiver me timbers, this blows the mizzon mast.

This seems to be all the rage, so I'm jumping on the bandwagon this time instead of getting angry about seeing it ALL OVER MY FRIENDS PAGE ( Read more... )

I've got two gmail invite codes, if anyone wants them.

(And I also have an amusing story for later, when I'm more awake)

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I don't know what to say. Uh, it's been a while, I guess. I mean, a while since anything important got put in here. Let's see.. School is starting for the sprouts, and apparently, some kid at Foran had a flesh-eating bacteria/virus/oh-my-god-do-I-have-that-too? thing, and had to get amputated. Jesus. That's awful ( Read more... )

( Meme inside. :P )

So I slept over at Joanie and Kathleen's house, yesterday.. It was a lot of fun. I miss everyone, and it was great to see them. Tawny was there too, but Michelle was in New York or whatever ( Read more... )