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[onezeronothing]

Valuable lessons from Harry Potter.

1. If something makes you happy and doesn't eventually cause pain, it's EVIL.
2. If someone listens to you in your time of need, comforts you, makes you feel better and asks for nothing in return, they're EVIL and have only "befriended" you because they need something you have.

Comments

[scolixa]

UNLESS this person is a guy or girl you've known since your first year at Hogwarts who has stuck with you through everything, regardless of what you've done or said.

[onezeronothing]

...Who are you referring to?

[scolixa]

*shifty eyes* Who are you referring to? I'm not referring to anyone if you're not referring to anyone.

[onezeronothing]

*eyes suspiciously* I'm not referring to anyone, unless you were referring to someone.

[gunmoll]

But what happens if you were actually just using them in the first place but now they're using you but you were using them first so you're pissed about that because you weren't finished being EVIL before they went and ruined it be being EVIL?

[onezeronothing]

That's how you know you're in Slytherin.

[gunmoll]

=D

too nice to be true?

[_shiisa_]

especially if it's some kind of book...

Re: too nice to be true?

[onezeronothing]

Especially. =D Or something where you can't see where it keeps it's brain.

Re: too nice to be true?

[_shiisa_]

Does it apply to very stupid people, too?