Okay Okay... Here's another one; not as good, but still funny.
"3/5 Stars; Music and Rock n Roll Fan.
Okay for all those of you bashing Led Zepplin and for all of you defending them like an unborn baby get a grip. If you do not like the band fine but you do not have to completely trash something that you do not like and fans of led need to realize not every likes the same music. What happened to the days when people respected different kind of music. All well enough of that as for me a new fan of Led Zepplin I find their fourth album very good. I have not heard every song yet but I have heard most of them. I own Physical Graffiti and I doubt it will be the last album I buy from one of the greatest rock n roll bands ever. People may object to that but we all know it is a fact. I am eager to listen to more of their music and experience what make rock n roll great."
a review!
anonymous
November 30 2004, 00:17:51 UTC
this is a review of a book i hold very near and dear to my heart:
1 of 5 stars
"While the subject is of some merit, from a historical perspective, this Dickens fellow has a lot to learn in the art of efficient prose. On and on he discourses, using three hundred words to describe on transitory happening, where thirteen words would do. Not enough sex, either. Definately not written for the masses. I suggest, as an alternative, anything by Alistair Cook"
This comment is for Dickens' classic novel, A TALE OF TWO CITIES
My two cents
anonymous
November 30 2004, 01:14:35 UTC
Well, here's one that fits the bill:
THIS MUSIC IS BAD, REALLY REALLY BAD. THE LYRICS ARE VERY BAD AND SO IS THE MUSIC. THE RHYTHM IS BAD AND ALSO THE SLEEVE IS TOTALLY DUMB, YES ABSOLUTELY BAD. I DONOT GET IT HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY IT IS GOOD WHILE IT IS BAD BEYOND A DOUBT, NO REALLY BE REASONABLE THIS IS AS BAD AS IT GETS, I HAVE NEVER BEFORE HEARD SOME MUSIC THAT IS SOOOOOOO BAD. YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND TO THINK IT IS GOOD OR WORSE TO BUY IT YOU WILL NEVER LIKE THIS RUBBISH - IT IS REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!
The above comments are concerning The Beatles' White Album. -JG
And another one
anonymous
November 30 2004, 01:22:51 UTC
5/5 stars
Simply the best album of all time! Nothing in the hundreds of CDs that I've bought since has even come close to matching the vocal & melodious supremacy of (album name). Need anymore proof? Take a look at the record sales numbers for this album. Or even simpler, just buy it for yourself!
The album? Well of course it's "Millenium," by the Backstreet Boys. -JG
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"3/5 Stars; Music and Rock n Roll Fan.
Okay for all those of you bashing Led Zepplin and for all of you defending them like an unborn baby get a grip. If you do not like the band fine but you do not have to completely trash something that you do not like and fans of led need to realize not every likes the same music. What happened to the days when people respected different kind of music. All well enough of that as for me a new fan of Led Zepplin I find their fourth album very good. I have not heard every song yet but I have heard most of them. I own Physical Graffiti and I doubt it will be the last album I buy from one of the greatest rock n roll bands ever. People may object to that but we all know it is a fact. I am eager to listen to more of their music and experience what make rock n roll great."
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1 of 5 stars
"While the subject is of some merit, from a historical perspective, this Dickens fellow has a lot to learn in the art of efficient prose. On and on he discourses, using three hundred words to describe on transitory happening, where thirteen words would do.
Not enough sex, either. Definately not written for the masses. I suggest, as an alternative, anything by Alistair Cook"
This comment is for Dickens' classic novel, A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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THIS MUSIC IS BAD, REALLY REALLY BAD. THE LYRICS ARE VERY BAD AND SO IS THE MUSIC. THE RHYTHM IS BAD AND ALSO THE SLEEVE IS TOTALLY DUMB, YES ABSOLUTELY BAD.
I DONOT GET IT HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY IT IS GOOD WHILE IT IS BAD BEYOND A DOUBT, NO REALLY BE REASONABLE THIS IS AS BAD AS IT GETS, I HAVE NEVER BEFORE HEARD SOME MUSIC THAT IS SOOOOOOO BAD.
YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND TO THINK IT IS GOOD OR WORSE TO BUY IT YOU WILL NEVER LIKE THIS RUBBISH - IT IS REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!
The above comments are concerning The Beatles' White Album.
-JG
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Simply the best album of all time! Nothing in the hundreds of CDs that I've bought since has even come close to matching the vocal & melodious supremacy of (album name). Need anymore proof? Take a look at the record sales numbers for this album. Or even simpler, just buy it for yourself!
The album? Well of course it's "Millenium," by the Backstreet Boys.
-JG
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