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getting layd

Feb 11, 2013 09:46

Title: Getting Layd
Length: One-shot
Pairing: KrAy (Kris / Lay)
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Summary Kris is a big fan of logic and math and science and facts; big fat facts with big fat reasons coupled with bigger and fatter logic. Falling in love (and lust) with Yixing isn't logical.

( It's like taking a (excuse him again) massive, mind-numbing, earthquake-triggering, painful dump at a public restroom. )

r:pg-13, l: oneshot, g:crack, g:fluff, p: kray

Comments 28

tyreling February 11 2013, 06:24:03 UTC

LOL oh Kris. That poem is so greasy I'm afraid.

ahsdhfjkgk of course Zhang Yixing is magical being without intentional moves to get you to love him.

grumpybiscuit February 11 2013, 20:55:35 UTC

i can so totally feel my hair stands...the poem is a tad too much and bet xing feels the same way too. so ridiculously goo-ey but the result is more poem 'tatooed' on him, which i bet is good.

uberchrome February 16 2013, 15:56:19 UTC

it sure is good ;~:
thanks for reading! :)

indira22 February 11 2013, 21:27:06 UTC

OMG..i actually wait for the NC-17 to come out *just because sexually frustrated Kris is scream out loud in this fic XD*
so freaking crack-ish XD
i hurt my own stomach now....XD

uberchrome February 12 2013, 03:47:50 UTC

hahaha. i tried, really. but i was choking on my saliva while writing this that i can't smut~
thanks for reading and commenting! :)

momomoing February 11 2013, 22:08:24 UTC

LOLLLLLL Kris waylt.

Perfect, everything I imagine Kray to be if they were real lol

xingmyheart February 12 2013, 03:33:03 UTC

THIS IS AMAZING!
I love your writing style and voice. You're amazing, awesome, the best! Thank you so much for writing and posting this.

uberchrome February 12 2013, 03:46:52 UTC

Thank you for reading and commenting, really :)

i'm glad that you liked it and your words mean a lot and ajkldfhawuehu.