Sarah usually skipped the hellos, anyway, and there really wasn't anyone else on the island that had her accent and her raspy voice. Also, she was just really, really annoyed and sounded like it, too. The reason became clear soon enough as well.
"I can't smurfing talk properly! Everything comes out gibberish and Jen thinks I'm trying to turn myself into an asterisking lady. I mean, this is bananas." Beat. "Not bananas, bananas." Beat. "BANA-- oh for fudge's sake. This island can go pet a duck -- what does that even mean? Ugh. ... And now you're probably laughing at me, too. Whatever."
She carried her wallet in a pocket and didn't bother with much else. There was going to be a raven making comments, though, but he'd find that out eventually.
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Sarah usually skipped the hellos, anyway, and there really wasn't anyone else on the island that had her accent and her raspy voice. Also, she was just really, really annoyed and sounded like it, too. The reason became clear soon enough as well.
"I can't smurfing talk properly! Everything comes out gibberish and Jen thinks I'm trying to turn myself into an asterisking lady. I mean, this is bananas." Beat. "Not bananas, bananas." Beat. "BANA-- oh for fudge's sake. This island can go pet a duck -- what does that even mean? Ugh. ... And now you're probably laughing at me, too. Whatever."
Click.
Most useful voicemail ever.
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Sarah was truly the queen of making sure she didn't provide any context for her texts, wasn't she?
The phone had typed that up and sent it on its own, by the way. Well, because she'd told it to. Such was the beauty of her superpower.
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Guy eyed his text for a moment before responding with: This going be watching you try stuff on, or holding a purse?
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She carried her wallet in a pocket and didn't bother with much else. There was going to be a raven making comments, though, but he'd find that out eventually.
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Hope you like badgers.
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