Voicemail

Apr 02, 2010 18:17

Yeah, you've reached Guy Gardner. If I didn't answer the phone, I'm probably kicking some idiot's ass for tryin' to take over Earth.

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*BEEP*

voicemail

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electrocynic May 10 2012, 11:59:44 UTC
"Guy, I hate this island."

Sarah usually skipped the hellos, anyway, and there really wasn't anyone else on the island that had her accent and her raspy voice. Also, she was just really, really annoyed and sounded like it, too. The reason became clear soon enough as well.

"I can't smurfing talk properly! Everything comes out gibberish and Jen thinks I'm trying to turn myself into an asterisking lady. I mean, this is bananas." Beat. "Not bananas, bananas." Beat. "BANA-- oh for fudge's sake. This island can go pet a duck -- what does that even mean? Ugh. ... And now you're probably laughing at me, too. Whatever."

Click.

Most useful voicemail ever.

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electrocynic September 22 2012, 19:58:29 UTC
Need to shop for slutty clothes. Want to come with?

Sarah was truly the queen of making sure she didn't provide any context for her texts, wasn't she?

The phone had typed that up and sent it on its own, by the way. Well, because she'd told it to. Such was the beauty of her superpower.

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onepunchguy September 22 2012, 20:05:36 UTC
Sigh, Sarah. Sigh.

Guy eyed his text for a moment before responding with: This going be watching you try stuff on, or holding a purse?

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electrocynic September 22 2012, 20:13:46 UTC
I don't even have a purse.

She carried her wallet in a pocket and didn't bother with much else. There was going to be a raven making comments, though, but he'd find that out eventually.

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onepunchguy September 22 2012, 20:14:30 UTC
Well...

Hope you like badgers.

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