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[oneofusdid]

[ooc: The following announcement has been put up all over the city. Because Alpha's still a genius, he managed to invent paper made from sheep dung, which is probably not as sanitary as the modern equivalent. But it is eco-friendly!]

IT'S NOT TOO LATE
(OR IS IT?)The decadent hedonists who rule our society would have you believe that all is right

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THE TOWN GUARD SEES THIS SHIT.

[pissinthatcup]

[And Snoop has been sent with another AWESOME NPC SOLDIER, to come spear you in the face. Or like, arrest you or something.]

DD:

[oneofusdid]

[Alpha is, as always, in front of the Coliseum. Haranguing everybody FOR THE GREATER GOOD. And completely unaware of his impending doom.]

[pissinthatcup]

[Snoop and her guard buddy come up behind Alpha, and she gives him a slight knock on the shoulder with the butt of her spear. Not to hurt him, just to get his attention.]

A'ight, yo. We gots some people got our ear who say this right here gotta end, you feel me?

[Snoop hasn't actually fallen off the barge, she's just been assigned a role in the guard as her cover, and while she does vaguely recognize Alpha? She's more interested in doing her job than in making nice.]

So, how 'bout you come sit with us a bit, hand over them sheets you got, and take this shit quietly?

[oneofusdid]

[Alpha, on the other hand, did fall off the barge and has no idea why this woman is talking to him. Can't she see he's BUSY?]

"How about you leave me alone?"

[He absently tries to brush her spear away but finds it very large and thick and solid. So he shrinks away from it. But he's not getting off his soapbox - or old crate he 'borrowed' from the marketplace - that easily!]

Spam sometime before or after the Snoop incident?

[cigarillosnguns]

[Like Alpha, Integra has fallen off, so she has no idea that he is her inmate. She is dressed in the robes of a priestess, but they are appropriately luxurious to denote her rank and the rank of her deity.]

The gods can hear you.

Sounds good! And definitely before the Snoop incident

[oneofusdid]

[Alpha interrupts his harangue - the only one listening is some blind beggar anyway - and gives the priestess a sneer.]

"Well if the gods have any sense, they'll know I'm right and maybe throw some lightning to let the people know too."

UGH fucking LJ and its dropping notifications!

[cigarillosnguns]

"Oh? And have the gods themselves given you this prophecy?"

[Integra crosses her arms.]

Re: UGH fucking LJ and its dropping notifications!

[oneofusdid]

"The gods gave me common sense. I worked the rest out for myself."