001 - a friendly reminder from your loveable school janitor

[oneofusdid]

Why don't you people ever clean up after yourselves?! My name badge says Carl, not Everybody's Personal Lackey! You all think you're so much better than me, don't you? Well you're not! Just because you all are students, and I'm a janitor doesn't mean you don't have to treat me like a human being! Why don't you think about that the next time you

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OMG she's such a dumb bitch and I love it

[thatlibbychick]

You should give the hot dogs to Elle Bishop. I'm sure she'd find a use for them.

Sadly, he's pissy and has no sense of humor.

[oneofusdid]

I don't want to give the hot dogs to anyone, I want the hot dogs not to be there in the first place! Why don't you run off and tell your little friends to stop throwing food on the floor!

[thatlibbychick]

It's your job, you tell them.

[oneofusdid]

What do you think this post is? Me talking to myself? About unicorns?

Of course, I'm amazed anyone at this school can read at all!

[petite_sleuth]

[In response to this message, Veronica bought a bag of potato chips from the vending machine and has been leaving single chips ALL OVER THE PLACE all day long. Cue stalking?]

[oneofusdid]

[Janitor Craft is INTENSELY PEEVED and Veronica probably noticed him lurking outside a couple of her classes once he figured out it was her.]

Yup, sticking up for the janitor

[i_cantakeit]

Oh my god, that is so mean, guys! Can't you all just use the trashcans?

I'm so sorry, Carl!

He loves you a little bit, in a creepy evil way

[oneofusdid]

Thank you! Finally someone who isn't a complete blockhead. Now if only more people listened to you instead of whatever mush they like to think of as brains.

[i_cantakeit]

Yeah, well, some of the kids in this school are like, total losers who do stuff like that for fun. I mean, come on, like, get a life already!