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[oneeyedservant]

I am in quite the predicament. This curse is quite unpleasant and uncomfortable. Along with the equally unpleasant company I have acquired a day or so ago. I suspect this will not be the last curse of its kind nor the worst curse.

My body has taken on the likeness of a female's. It is difficult to operate normally, though my strengths and

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[oneeyedhorror]

.... Fucking...

[oneeyedservant]

...Ah, Nnoitra-sama. I... It is nice to speak with you, Nnoitra-sama.

[oneeyedhorror]

Why the hell are y-

... Yeah. Real nice.

[oneeyedservant]

You are not affected by this curse?

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[majestad]

...is there shit bleedin'n this house?

[oneeyedservant]

No.

Why do you ask?

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[majestad]

Smells like shit's bleedin'n -

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Fraccion.

The fuck you wearin'. Take that shit off, you tranny.

[ooc: ...remove the boobs, Tesla >D]

[oneeyedservant]

I'm afraid it is a curse, sir. My body has taken on the form of a female's, and I am unable to revert to my original gender until the curse is over.

Perhaps it is your blood, Grimmjow-sama. You were not too kind to Nnoitra-sama's apartment, after all.

[ooc | Tesla says he would love to if he could xD]

[anti_buttons]

I'm sure it could be worse.

[oneeyedservant]

I'm sure it could. But for now, this female body presents many problems that are beyond frustrating.

[anti_buttons]

... Yes.

[oneeyedservant]

Ah- Hmm.

Are you also affected, Quincy?

[thunderwitch]

Huh.

[oneeyedservant]

Ah, Cirucci-sama.

Please excuse my appearance.

[thunderwitch]

Trade you.

[oneeyedservant]

If it were only possible, Cirucci-sama. I cannot maneuver as efficiently with these... ah... anatomical parts.

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[onetruejustice]

Bandages. A lot of them.

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[oneeyedservant]

Bandages?

Ah, I see. Thank you, Light.

Though, I must admit, that suggestion sounds equally discomforting.

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[onetruejustice]

You're welcome.

Based on firsthand experience, leaving them...unsecured is a far worse alternative.

They get in the way.

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[oneeyedservant]

That is useful to know, I suppose.

I agree. These are certainly, mm, difficult.