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oneeyedfish

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Mar 18, 2009 21:18

Nothing is making any sense. I can't even think of possible hypothesis's for what's going on here; I'm having enough trouble keeping all my thoughts straight.

But I--

*SUDDENLY like a freaking super-ninja, leaps up to dodge a random flying prinny, and makes a perfect three-point landing*

...

I don't know how exactly to complain about these new ( Read more... )

laharl, friday the 13th, raspberyl, lelouch, asuka

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overlordinate March 19 2009, 04:45:39 UTC

Nerdy bastard. You got to trade up.

And I'll have you know there is no Agility stat in these games! It all falls under Speed!

oneeyedfish March 19 2009, 04:54:00 UTC

Could you stop talking about things that don't make any sense?

*posing nimbly and strikingly as if he were on the character select screen of a fighting game - he doesn't realize he's doing this*

overlordinate March 19 2009, 04:56:02 UTC

Quit showing off!

oneeyedfish March 20 2009, 04:03:22 UTC

Who is?

*pose!*

papercranelover March 19 2009, 10:37:50 UTC

Your speed stat is awesome. I'm really impressed!

oneeyedfish March 20 2009, 04:04:09 UTC

...Mm-hm...

darkmastern March 19 2009, 20:26:36 UTC

Wow! it looked like you dodged that before it even happened!

oneeyedfish March 20 2009, 04:05:06 UTC

*dusts himself off*

*coughs*

Too much alcohol...maybe that's what it was...

the_worlds_sins March 20 2009, 17:28:17 UTC

[Comes flying at Ginko with an equally nimble roundhouse kick. Why? It doesn't matter. There are no rational thoughts being made here, either.]

oneeyedfish March 20 2009, 19:54:11 UTC

*The Matrix soundtrack starts up in the background* Wha--

*flips backwards into the air, Lelouch's kick missing him by mere millimeters - he grabs Lelouch's ankle firmly in the process and attempts to throw him into the air as he lands on both his feet*

Hngh..!!

the_worlds_sins March 21 2009, 05:34:57 UTC

Ha!

[Lelouch is thrown, flying some twenty feet into the air. After completing two elegant backflips, he lands, then sprints forward. He launches himself into a handspring, flips, then soars at Ginko, drawing his fist back for a vicious punch.]

oneeyedfish March 21 2009, 05:40:52 UTC

!! Oy-- STOP-- *he catches Lelouch's fist with one hand, quite painfully, and uses the boy's momentum (and his own free hand) to flip Lelouch up and behind him, something like a wrestling suplex move, attempting to slam him into the ground with both arms*

*DUN-nunun-DUN-nunun-DUN-nun DUN DUN DUN DUN*

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