HOLY. SHIT.

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If I was ever in love with anyone, it was this woman. Is this woman.

Ohmygod, I have to have you.

I was set on buying smokes today, but the tax went up on the first, and I don't think I have enough money to buy something halfway decent. Fucking shit.

It's taken months and months for this old acquaintance of mine to convince me to go out and get a drink with her. I've finally relented. The voicemail she left me this afternoon has got to be the most epic, funny thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

I hope I don't bore the hell out of you, Ashley.

I've been brooding in my bed all afternoon. This is the result.

I used to ask for credit, but I dunno why. These aren't my pictures.