eleven // video

[onecradle]

[All you get right now is Devit bending over the sink, applying mascara ever so carefully!]

Fuck- I hate this brand- shit-

[Being the genius that he is, he stabs himself in the eye and then angrily tosses it at the mirror.

Whoops he cracked it.

HE'S NOT PAYING FOR IT.]

Damn useless thing.

Comments

voice;

[onlyteasing]

You're recording yourself.

[TOTALLY NOT JUDGING YOU.]

voice;

[onecradle]

GET OUT

[YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT 8|]

voice;

[onlyteasing]

Or you could turn off the device.

voice;

[onecradle]

Does it bother your delicate senses or some shit? SUCK IT UP.

voice;

[audiens]

[Can't tell what's going on 8)]

What brand?

voice;

[onecradle]

[Devit discriminates!]

This shit clumps. Fuck if- You. Baldy.

voice;

[audiens]

[STILL SO CONFUSED]

Clumps. ... All right, I give up.

voice;

[onecradle]

...[Oh right.]

Guess and you get a prize.

voice;

[isastalker]

And you do this every morning?

voice;

[onecradle]

Wanna find out?

voice;

[isastalker]

Actually...

-no, not really.

voice;

[onecradle]

GOOD NOW SHUT UP

[valentineluke]

....

[onecradle]

...what.

[valentineluke]

After witnessing that display, I can't help having a few second thoughts.

Eyelash comb.

[onecradle]

I don't give ten shits what you think old man.

voice;

[gforgreat]

So ya are a woman!

voice;

[onecradle]

[Takes a while for that to process.

Waiting.

Waiting.]

What the hell did you just call me a woman?!

voice;

[gforgreat]

I knew it, but had no real proof otherwise.

It's okay~ Ya don't need to hide anymore even if ya do make a really ugly wench.

voice;

[onecradle]

YOU GOT A DEATH WISH, BRAT?! I'M A MAN. YOU FUCKING BLIND?!